We all know the deal. If you can’t say something nice about
somebody, don’t say anything at all.
But I pride myself on finding the good in all people. Nobody
is all bad, right?
So I thought about the Great Orange One in the white House.
Always up for a tough challenge, I thought and thought. He
had pretty much covered all bases though, when a reporter asked him last week:
“Mr. President, what are YOU most thankful for this Thanksgiving?”
“Me” was his immediate answer. Trump is thankful for himself
because he has made such a tremendous difference in this country and around the
world.
Not a single reporter asked: “A good difference or bad?” and
Trump didn’t elaborate. He was too busy ignoring the ex-stripper and current
baby momma sitting next to him.
So he kind of stole my thunder, but I knew that if I thought
long and hard enough I could come up with something nice to say.
And there it was, sitting on the table right in front of me:
Chocolate/banana pancakes with real Maple syrup and a side of crispy corned
beef. Very black Colombian coffee. All of it made in my kitchen, today, during
the Trump administration!
Thank you Donald Trump!
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