Don't keep asking what I'm doing...

Don’t keep asking what I’m doing,
You may not want to know,
That I’m thinking of pursuing,
A life like Jaques Cousteau.

But watching seafood live their lives,
Is not my cup of tea.
I’d rather eat it topped with chives,
And crackers spread with Brie.

The mysteries of the ocean,
Hold no lure for me
My driving goal, my raison d’etre?
Cooking lobsters on TV!