NO MORE STRAY MUTTS!
Trump announces plan to clip the feet off of all non-pedigree puppies. Says: “They won’t roam out of their own barrio and mate with the purebreds anymore!”
Trump announces plan to clip the feet off of all non-pedigree puppies. Says: “They won’t roam out of their own barrio and mate with the purebreds anymore!”
TRUMP TO HONOR NATIVE AMERICANS!
Says the Dutch West India Company paid the Lenape Indian tribe too little for Manhattan Island in 1626. “It’s worth at least twice the 60 Guilders they were paid!” In a very public gesture of good faith, Trump says he wants to make amends. “As a businessman (the best businessman) I will make it right!” Promises to pay last remaining Lenape elder with a “large bowl of wampum” and season tickets to his tennis courts at Mar a Lago. “He seemed like a nice old injun.” Trump was quoted as saying. The president even wheeled the 96-year-old Lenape around the Trump owned geriatric home where he is currently living out his last days.
Says the Dutch West India Company paid the Lenape Indian tribe too little for Manhattan Island in 1626. “It’s worth at least twice the 60 Guilders they were paid!” In a very public gesture of good faith, Trump says he wants to make amends. “As a businessman (the best businessman) I will make it right!” Promises to pay last remaining Lenape elder with a “large bowl of wampum” and season tickets to his tennis courts at Mar a Lago. “He seemed like a nice old injun.” Trump was quoted as saying. The president even wheeled the 96-year-old Lenape around the Trump owned geriatric home where he is currently living out his last days.
TRUMP BACKS BILL TO PUT HORSE & CARRIAGE MANUFACTURERS
BACK TO WORK!
Says “These good people have suffered under Obama’s restrictions too long. We’ll get them back to their big, beautiful jobs!”
No unemployed horse & carriage factory workers could be located for comment on the new proposal.
Says “These good people have suffered under Obama’s restrictions too long. We’ll get them back to their big, beautiful jobs!”
No unemployed horse & carriage factory workers could be located for comment on the new proposal.
Nothing to see here, folks...just another day in Merica...
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