“While telling his audience about his trip to Washington for the inauguration, disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker declared that anyone who dares raise his voice against Trump is possessed by the devil himself.”
The sex scandal that forced his resignation from the
ministry back in the days when it was the Jim and Tammy show (Oh how I miss
those Clarabelle eyes of hers and all those mascara stained tears) paled in
comparison to the 45 years he got for mail and wire fraud, and conspiracy. He
only served five though. Apparently Jesus was in the hearts of a few judges who
saw to it that he got off easy, as a good man involved in sex scandals and
fraud but still waving a bible in the air, should.
But, according to Jim, all of that is small potatoes compared to the very real
presence of a dark evil we see today in millions of American citizens, AKA
people who don’t support Donald Trump. Bakker
is flabbergasted, dumbfounded, unable to explain how anyone can “come against a
whole country” by protesting against Trump… especially at his inauguration! According
to him, it’s obvious that they must be possessed by demons.
In other news, a North Carolina jury threw out a class
action suit brought on behalf of more than 160,000 one time supporters who
contributed as much as $7,000. each to Bakker’s coffers in the late 1980s. IRS
liens identify him as owing $6,000,000, liens on which Jim Bakker still pays.
Hey, I’m just glad we have a true man of God like The Donald
to bring this nation back from the brink of eternal damnation. The always
humble Orange one is the first to say that The Bible is his favorite book,
followed closely by his own “The Art of the Deal”. The latter being something
that the publisher and Trump’s co-writer claim Trump had played no role in the
actual writing of the book.
It sounds to me like The Donald and Jim Bakker share a lot
in common. My hope is that in the future it will be a jail cell.
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