My next door neighbor and I were sitting out back looking at
the lake when three of our mutual friends showed up. I questioned aloud: "I
wonder if anyone ever swam across it?" Well, one thing lead to another,
one beer to the next, and before I knew it, he and I were in a swimming
competition while our three friends stayed warm and dry on the bank. They
jeered and yelled out nasty remarks about how we couldn't swim worth a damn and
probably couldn't even catch a tadpole for lunch if our lives depended on it.
Some friends they turned out to be.
Hugh Maverick
Haller Just envision a speed boat...
Susie Evert Yeah
yeah! Faster than speed lighting! huh? LOL
Nick Patten did
you make it across the lake? and by lake do you mean swimming pool? not to
doubt your swimming prowess ...just asking
Hugh Maverick
Haller It's more retention pond than lake, full of toxic runoff and
alligators. But my new neighbor doesn't know that so I made sure that he won
the coin toss and got a ten second lead. I didn't bother to see if he made it,
mainly because I went back up to the deck. I knew there was only one beer left.
Hugh Maverick
Haller I wouldn't get into that shitty water if you paid me.
Susie Evert Thats
what I was thinking about how gross the lake must be and what about alligators?
I'm so gullible!
Nick Patten the
old 10 second lead get the new guy to jump into alligator infested toxic water
trick heh? it's a classic....well done sir, well done
Hugh Maverick
Haller In this picture the four of us were laughing as we watched his
slime covered head moving away from us as fast as that man could swim.I don't know if that was a large stick or an alligator drifting his way.
Cyril
Collins Spoken like a real Manatee
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